What You Know About A Purple Camaro & Twin Poodles?

I can't seem to forget the fact that F'in Carlos F'in Beltran drives a purple Camaro and owns twin poodles...this must be the reason that he can't seem to do diddly shit to help us (the Mets) win a game.

Seriously, how are you supposed to honestly root for a guy that makes as much money as he does, perform so inconsistenly, seemingly not give a shit about winning, and the douchebag is driving home after a loss to the Yankees in an f'in purple camaro to feed his twin poodles.I just can't deal with this much longer from him...

OY VEY!