In a nutshell, I used to see a gentleman every morning on the way to work (that resembled this dude) who was always wearing a fur-hat. For some odd reason, I became compelled to whisper "Fur Hat" in his direction each time we passed during the morning commute. This continued for about 3 weeks until one morning I was feeling extra giddy and I looked him straight in the eyes and in a rather booming voice, I said, "Fuuuuuuuuuuur HAT!"
To Mr. FurHat-
I have not seen you, my friend, since that day and I miss you and your hat quite terribly. If you are still out there and you happen to read this blog, please know that I'm sorry and I will forever regret the day that my enthusiasm brought our unspoken relationship to an end.
No comments:
Post a Comment