From the mouth of Marco: "I had to rush to the bathroom to drop a steamer and I was delighted to find piss on the toilet seat. So I had to quickly wipe and clean the seat before papering and sitting down to then drop my deuce. It sucked. So there - blog that."
Oh, poor Marco...maybe we should all chip in and buy him this state-of-the-art high-tech toilet:
The latest model to come from the Land of the Rising Sun is the first to include built-in speakers and an SD card reader pre-loaded with classical music or nature sounds ('cause nothing makes you wanna use the can like the sound of birds chirping).
The toilet also has a night light for your after-dark toilet visits and an automatic sensor that lifts or closes the toilet lid when you approach.
The toilet also has a night light for your after-dark toilet visits and an automatic sensor that lifts or closes the toilet lid when you approach.
In other totally random toilet news:
Did you know 855,000 phones are flushed down the toilet every year in the UK?
That's both true and ridiculous. SimplySwitch, a price comparison site that apparently services the UK, came up with this number. How many people are in the UK? 60.7 million? That's about 1.5% of the population that actually flushed their phones down the toilet.
That's both true and ridiculous. SimplySwitch, a price comparison site that apparently services the UK, came up with this number. How many people are in the UK? 60.7 million? That's about 1.5% of the population that actually flushed their phones down the toilet.
Other interesting stats: 315,000 are lost in a taxi, 225,000 in a bus, 58,500 to dogs, and 116,000 in the laundry.
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