What You Know About Dan The Conceirge?

I was down at the Hard Rock Casino & Hotel in Seminole Country last week (death site of Anna Nicole) and I was looking for a good seafood spot to grab some chow. When you're on a vacation and you need some assistance with a restaurant recommendation, where do you turn to...9 out of 10 times, I go to the concierge at my hotel.

Much to my surprise...who was the concierge working behind the desk? That dipshit Dan from The Real World Miami. You know him...he thought he was a hot shot male model...my sister immediately acknowledged him as the "douche who opened Melissa's mail." Needlesstosay, I started snickering to myself and I was rocking a rather devilish grin when I reached the desk to ask my question. Suffice to say, the guy is a bigger tool in person than expected. His recommendation to me was "you're in Flordia, seafood is seafood. Just leave the hotel and you'll find plenty of restaurants of which none take reservations." That dude must really be hatin' life...he was on national TV talking a game of shit about how he was gonna be bigtime and now he is miserably going through his days as an apathetic concierge at the Hard Rock. Karma's a bitch, Dan.

In other Real World news, Coral from the second season in NYC just announced that she is gay. That really was a shocker. That girl's got some ginormous cans...did I really need to write that or can we all assume that we acknowledge this?