Seperated at birth...Mr. Walrus and Jose Valentin.
That walrus's mustache is the shit! It is unbelievably thick and bushy. He must find leftover brisket and gefilte fish in there all the time. Assuming he's a Jewish walrus, of course.
Showing posts with label Mets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mets. Show all posts
Monday, June 18, 2007
What You Know About A Purple Camaro & Twin Poodles?
I can't seem to forget the fact that F'in Carlos F'in Beltran drives a purple Camaro and owns twin poodles...this must be the reason that he can't seem to do diddly shit to help us (the Mets) win a game.
Seriously, how are you supposed to honestly root for a guy that makes as much money as he does, perform so inconsistenly, seemingly not give a shit about winning, and the douchebag is driving home after a loss to the Yankees in an f'in purple camaro to feed his twin poodles.I just can't deal with this much longer from him...
Seriously, how are you supposed to honestly root for a guy that makes as much money as he does, perform so inconsistenly, seemingly not give a shit about winning, and the douchebag is driving home after a loss to the Yankees in an f'in purple camaro to feed his twin poodles.I just can't deal with this much longer from him...
OY VEY!
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