What You Know About The Touch?

With the upcoming release of "The Transformers", what better time to share the cheesiest music video ever created..."The Touch" by Stan Bush.

For those of you scratching your head, this was the original rally song for the Autobots in the original cartoon version of the Transformers movie.

Seriously...this video looks like something that was produced in one of those Mall "create your-own music video" booths.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COYRxf13tIg

What You Know About Bo?

Holy cow...

It's no surprise to anyone how damn good Bo Jackson was in the original Tecmo Bowl...but this clip simply demonstrates the absolution domination!

What You Know About Mr. Bean?

I think this was one of the original skits that made me an official Mr. Bean fan...you either love 'em or you don't.

What You Know About Muppet-staches?

Booyah...three Muppet mustaches comin your way!

What You Know About Man At Arms?

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...look who's got the best collection of classic mustached cartoon characters in the blogosphere...that's right, it's JFonz's very own: "That is that!"

Leave me a message in the "comments" section if you feel I left anyone out.

"Jeeeetttsssson!" / "Snarrrf, snarfff..." " / "Remember me, I'm Man-At-Arms"

"Where the fuck is Pete?" / " I have a pencil-thin 'Stache" / "Ho diddly ho, blog visitor"

"I'm strong to the finish..." / "I said, I said, I said..." / "I gotta get me some of that Strawberry Shortcake"

What You Know About Mike Tyson's Punch Out Mustaches?

Ok, I admit it...this whole mustache thing is getting outta control...

Who remembered that one could find such a classic assortment of 'staches in the original Mike Tyson's Punch Out?

I hated Von Kaiser. What kind of name is Von? There was that guy on the Phillies back in the day, Von Hayes...but he didn't have a mustache, so fuck him!

Who is your least favorite mustached character?

What You Know About Optimus Prime?

I really dug the transformers back in the day. Even though Starscream always sounded like a cackling bitch, I dug the original cartoon for it's campy goodness.

This new multi-million dollar feature film looks like a total disappointment that I will undoubtedly pay money to see in the theater.

Too bad they don't show the ole school cartoon anymore, this intro brings back memories of procrastinating doing my homework and wearing Umbro shorts.